The Last House On the Left

I watched The Last House on the Left :)
I've been wanting to see it since it came out but never got a chance to. It wasn't scary at all. Not that action packed either but a bit grueling. The main "bad guy" got his blown up in a microwave, that was pretty nasty. And some nudity, but just breasts so not that exciting. Of course only the girls get naked, and only the girls get raped. It's apparently the movie rule. Which is stupid and unreasonable. But I guess more of the population wants to see a naked girl than a naked guy. Whatever, people are stupid. Go gay pride :D (just felt like throwing that out there lol)
So back to The Last House... No hot guys either or girls, I was hoping the killer would be gorgeous and sexy with his shirtless sweaty body but nope. Sara Paxton was the main girl, she's pretty but so thin. The not so gorgeous shirtless sweaty "bad guy" was touching her limp and breast-less bod before he raped her. But she was playing a 17 year old girl so I guess her size was right for the part.
I was fortunate enough to have seen the original cult classic from the 70's. Although I didn't finish watching it, because it ended up being so boring, I kind of liked it better. The fighting and killing weren't very real, it was the 70's killing wasn't that elaborate yet, the story was better. And the characters had character. The girlfriend of the not so hot shirtless sweaty killer was hotter and had this adorable pin-up makeup on. Instead of the boring Jane in the new version, with her itty bitty breasts, blue eye shadow, and zebra nails (IDK how her nails weren't chipped from all of the fighting and chasing). I did really love all the jewelry that were worn in the movie. Some of the girls and guys had the most gnarly rings. Ahhh I want to steal it off from the set.